Random jokes
Milk Truck ->
Q: What gives milk and has one horn? A: A milk truck!... [all ->]
The Flood ->
One night a torrential downpour soaked South Louisiana. The next morning the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes there. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to ... [all ->]
The blonde bank robbers! ->
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank. The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second. They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime. They pulled up in their car in front of t... [all ->]
What A Party! ->
After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, "What the hell happened?" "As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss," replied the wife. "Piss on him," answered ... [all ->]
Less Common Latin Phrases ->
Quo signo nata es? What's your sign? Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. O! Plus! Perge! Aio! Hui! Hem! Oh! More! Go on! Yes! Ooh! Ummm! Spero nos familiares mansuros. I hope we'll sti... [all ->]
Noah and the Ark ->
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, "Noah, in six months I am going to make it rain until the whole world is covered with water and all the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few good people and two of every living thing on the planet. I a... [all ->]
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ->
One day the Lone Ranger and his companion Tonto were walking through the desert when Tonto suddenly stopped, bent down to the ground and said, - "Buffalo Come!" And the Lone Ranger said, "How do you know Tonto?" Tonto replied, - "Ear stuck to g... [all ->]
Why Orgasms? ->
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms? A: So they know when to stop having sex!... [all ->]
How can you tell Doc? ->
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was sitting in the chair being examined, the dentist said to him, "Have you done oral sex lately?" The man replied, "Why yes, I did this morning actually. How could you tell? Have yo... [all ->]
Black Jokes... ->
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw them a basketball! What do you call a black priest? Holy Shit! What do you call a black woman taking birth control pills? A Humanitarian.... [all ->]
Not specific enough! ->
A man was visiting his wife in hospital where she has been in a coma for several years. On this visit he decides to rub her left breast instead of just talking to her. On doing this she lets out a sigh. The man runs out and tells the doctor who sa... [all ->]
Tampons ->
Q: Why do blondes wear tampons with long strings? A: So the crabs can go bungee jumping!... [all ->]
Help from Canada... ->
PRESS RELEASE: Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President Bush and Prime Minister John Chretien of Canada met on Sept. 24th with the Canadian Leader strongly supporting the war on terrorism. Prime M... [all ->]
Fun Test! ->
TEST: ******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and just do what it says. You will be glad you did. If not, you'll feel like an idiot and wish you had listened. ***... [all ->]
Show Me Your License ->
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday one of you takes away my license and then today you expect me ... [all ->]