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Why did the little girl burry her flashlight? Because the batteries died.... [all ->]

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!... [all ->]

Question: What's the biggest pencil in the World? Answer: Pennsylvania!... [all ->]

Why was the belt arrested? Because it held up a pair of pants!... [all ->]

How did the sand get wet? The sea weed!... [all ->]

What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan? An Unidentified Frying Object!... [all ->]

How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!... [all ->]

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frost-bite!... [all ->]

Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back? A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... [all ->]

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...? A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!... [all ->]

Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull? A: A Bull-Dozer!... [all ->]

Whiy is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine!... [all ->]

What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!... [all ->]

Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him. Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit? A: Tame way, unique up on him.... [all ->]

What was the pirate movie rated? ARRRRRRR... [all ->]