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10 things to never say to a naked man... ->
Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man: 10: Awww...that's cute 9. Well, at least you're good at other things 8. Do you think it'll fit my old Barbie® clothes? 7. My li'l brother has one like that. 6. Are you cold? 5. ::giggles:: 4. Ma... [all ->]
A Perfect Woman Is... ->
What's the definition of a perfect woman? a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it. b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in. c) The economy model fucks all ... [all ->]
A couple few one-liners to enjoy! ->
Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: 45 lbs. Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A: 45 minutes. Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? A: Sexual harassment. Q:What is it when a wom... [all ->]
Best Part ->
Did you hear that they are going to stop circumcising men? They discovered they were throwing away the best part.... [all ->]
Chauvinist Pigs...Bulb? ->
How many male chauvinistic pigs does it take to change a light bulb? None. Let the bitch do it by herself. or None. Let the bitch cook in the dark.... [all ->]
Chick With No Arms or Legs? ->
Q: What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? A: Hey...Nice Tits!!!... [all ->]
Computer And A Woman ->
Difference Between A Computer And A Woman: A computer will not laugh at a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.... [all ->]
Crazy For It Riddle ->
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, and women are crazy for it? Money!!!... [all ->]
Cyclones! ->
Why do they name cyclones after women? Because they start off as little blow jobs and end up taking the whole house!... [all ->]
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris ->
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.... [all ->]
Dishwasher Repair ->
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working? Slap the bitch!... [all ->]
Feminist Faux Pas ->
I don't think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told a reporter, "As long as women are split like we are, men will remain on top."... [all ->]
Foreplay? ->
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay? A. It doesn't last long enough!... [all ->]
Four Words ->
Four words guaranted to destroy a man's ego: "Is it in yet?... [all ->]
God being a man ->
Q: How do we know that God is a man? A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.... [all ->]