Jokes / Lawyer
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't: ->
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't... Have you looked through her briefs? He is one hard judge! Counselor, let's do it in chambers. His attorney withdrew at the last minute. Is it a penal offense? Better leave the handcuffs on. For $2... [all ->]
Another Dumb Viagra Joke ->
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!... [all ->]
Bill ->
Q: What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? A: Stick his bill up his ass!... [all ->]
Bucket ->
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket.... [all ->]
Cross With A Blonde ->
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.... [all ->]
Gigolo ->
Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A. A gigolo only screws one person at a time.... [all ->]
Lawyer and a prostitute? ->
Whats the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute will stop screwin' you once your dead!... [all ->]
Courtroom Chaos ->
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and was found guilty. Just before he was taken away, the man looked the judge in the eye and said, "Would it be okay if I called you a son of a bitch?" The judge's face went red and he r... [all ->]
Drug Cure fer sure! ->
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and tr... [all ->]
Explaination ->
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother do all day?" Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor." "That's wonderful. How about you, Amie?" Amie sh... [all ->]
Getting a date. ->
There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer." So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said "No," he told her t... [all ->]
Giving up drugs! ->
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this w... [all ->]
Lawyer Source ->
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. "Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal intercourse?" "Certainly," replies the doctor, "Where do you think lawyers come from!"... [all ->]
Say That Again ->
It had promised to be a sensational divorce case, with the wife accused of incredible escapades. Testifying before her own attorney, she projected an image of sweet innocence, told a tale of wifely fidelity and sacrifice, and was quite believable. ... [all ->]
Short Lawyer Jokes V ->
Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. Q: What is the definition of a "crying shame"? A: There was an empty seat. Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawy... [all ->]