Jokes / RelationShips
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex ->
How do you keep a man from wanting sex? You marry him!... [all ->]
Like and Love ->
What is the difference between 'like' and 'love'? Answer: spit and swallow!... [all ->]
Incompatible ->
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone: My old boyfriend and I weren't compatible. I'm a virgo and he's an asshole!... [all ->]
Imagine this ->
A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up. She replied, "You mean imagine that it's good?!"... [all ->]
In Common ->
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them!... [all ->]
First Man? ->
The newlyweds were on their honeymoon when the groom asked, "Honey, you can tell me. Am I the first man?" She looked up and said, "Why does everybody ask me that?!"... [all ->]
Dead Wife? ->
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but the dishes are stacking up in the sink!... [all ->]
Annoyance ->
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? Call her/him on the telephone!... [all ->]
Miss Most ->
What do most women miss most about being single? Having sex!... [all ->]
Married at a Nudist Colony ->
Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony? They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!... [all ->]
Major Cause of Divorce ->
Q: What's the major cause of divorce? A: Once is not enough.... [all ->]
Mailman Here? ->
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet? Wife: No, but he's panting and sweating pretty hard.... [all ->]
Pinoccio ->
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose? "Tell a lie."... [all ->]
Only Time ->
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"... [all ->]
The couple and the shoe salesman ->
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a shopping trip. She was quite agitated, and proceeded to tell her husband about a certain shoe salesman who had been rude. It seems she was sitting down while he hel... [all ->]