Jokes / Your Mamma

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Yo mamma!!! ->

-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma told me not to touch the family portrait. YO MAMMA'S SO FAT: -she was mistaken for god's bowling ball. -when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up -she had to go to Se... [all ->]

Yo Momma Jackpot! ->

- Yo mama's like a T.V., even a two-year-old could turn her on. - Yo mama's like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and then comes back for more. - Yo mama's like a rifle...four cocks and she's loaded. - Yo mama's lik... [all ->]