Jokes / Blonde

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Blonde screen door ->

Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them the looser they get.... [all ->]

Cartwheeling Blondes ->

What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette? A blonde doing cartwheels!... [all ->]

Legs ->

What does the left leg of a blonde say to her right leg? Nothing they have never met.... [all ->]

********************************************** Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. ********************************************** Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the... [all ->]

20When Reaches Orgasm ->

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really... [all ->]

3rd Graders ->

There was a brunette, a blonde, and a redhead and they were in the third grade. Who had the biggest tits? The blonde, because she was 18.... [all ->]

Affairs With Men ->

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men!... [all ->]

Bermuda Triangle ->

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.... [all ->]

Blonde and 747 Difference ->

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747.... [all ->]

Blonde and Toothbrush ->

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.... [all ->]

Blonde joke ->

Why did the blonde girl have a bruised belly button? Because her boyfriend was blonde too!... [all ->]

Blonde Joke ->

Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme... [all ->]

Blonde Lesbian ->

Did ya hear about the blonde lesbian? She liked guys!... [all ->]

Blonde protection ->

Q:What protection does a blonde use during sex? A:A bus shelter.... [all ->]

Blondes and Sex ->

What does a blonde say after she's had sex? Do all you guys play for the same team?... [all ->]