Jokes / Blonde

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A Blonde Question ->

Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, "Press bell for night watchman." She did so, and after several minutes she heard the watchman clomping down the stairs. The uniformed man proceeded to unlock first one ga... [all ->]

A Blonde Visit to D.C. ->

A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn't find it, so she asked a police officer for directions - "Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?" The o... [all ->]

A Blonde's Dream ->

One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went to her doctor. Doctor: What was your dream about? Blonde: I was being chase by a vampire! Doctor: (giggles quitely) So... what is the scenery like? Blonde: I was running ... [all ->]

A corny blonde joke ->

Okay, so this blonde is driving by in his red sports car, and he sees another blonde rowing with oars in a cornfield. Well, he is just absolutely furious and he gets out of the car and yells to the blonde in the cornfield: "Hey, if I knew how to s... [all ->]

Airline ->

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class. The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class." "I can do What-eva I wa... [all ->]

Andy is God's son ->

A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter... He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test. "What is The Son Of Gods name?" He asked. She thought for a minute ... [all ->]

BAAAAH! ->

Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair. She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer "if I can guess how many sheep in you're flock will you give me a she... [all ->]

Barber Shop ->

A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut. The man says "Well ma'am, I can't cut your hair with those head-phones on. You're going to have to take them off." She shakes her head vigorously and replies ... [all ->]

Big Red Truck ->

There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the fire department and asked them to come put it out. They asked how to get to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said... "Duh, big red truck!"... [all ->]

Blonde & Brunette ->

A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The current news story was about a man up on a ledge and threatening to jump, when the station cuts to a commercial. Brunette: I bet you $20 he's going to jump. Blonde: OK. (Back to new... [all ->]

Blonde and Easter Bunny ->

Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all of a sudden, he sees the Easter Bunny hopping on the road. Well, he was going too fast, and he didn't hit the brakes in time, so he hit the Easter Bunny. He was really upset, and was ... [all ->]

Blonde and her job interview... ->

A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?" The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying "Ehhhh... 22!" The inte... [all ->]

Blonde and the Firemen! ->

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into. The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!" ... [all ->]

Blonde and the pop machine ->

A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over and hears here sceaming at the machine... "You're a dumb-looking button!" "You don't have much of a future, either!" "You're going to be replaced by a much better looking... [all ->]

Blonde History Lesson ->

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease. "Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appear... [all ->]